Tomorrow is Monday. But I don't care.

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UNEMPLOYED AND UNBOTHERED • LIVING MY BEST LIFE • OPEN TO OPPORTUNITIES • PROFESSIONAL COUCH TESTER • CEO OF DOING NOTHING • UNEMPLOYED AND UNBOTHERED • LIVING MY BEST LIFE • OPEN TO OPPORTUNITIES • PROFESSIONAL COUCH TESTER • CEO OF DOING NOTHING •
Why stress?

The Perks.

No Alarm Clock

Every day is a sleep-in day. Your only boss is your pillow.

Every Day is Saturday

Monday? Never heard of her. Wednesday? Literally irrelevant.

Zero Workplace Drama

No passive-aggressive emails. No "per my last email." Pure peace.

Dress Code: Pajamas

Business casual? More like business never. Pants are optional.

Flexible Hours

You work 0 hours a week, and you're still flexible about it.

Off-Peak Shopping

Grocery shopping at 2pm on a Tuesday. No lines. No crowds. Bliss.

Words of wisdom

Relatable.

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"When people ask what I do for a living, I tell them I'm between opportunities. I've been between opportunities for 8 months."
02
"I have a lot of unemployment jokes. None of them work."
03
"My unemployed friend at 2pm on a Monday living his absolute best life while I'm dying in a meeting about a meeting."
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"Interviewer: Where do you see yourself in 5 years? Me: Honestly, I didn't even have a plan for today."
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"I updated my LinkedIn status to 'Open to Work' and the only message I got was from my mom saying she's proud of me."
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"Dress for the job you want. So I stayed in bed. I want to be a professional sleeper."